Adele Shames Ex-es In UK TV Special: "Most Of Them Couldn’t Even Do A Normal Daily Task"
It's payback time.
The 'Hello' singer was asked by her close pal, comedian Alan Carr, on ITV's An Audience With Adele: “Famously you write songs about your exes. If your exes wrote a song about you, what would it be called, and what would it sound like?”
And she quipped back: “Probably called ‘No One Like You’, I would imagine.”
The 33-year-old star — who has nine-year-old son Angelo with ex-husband Simon Konecki — then joked that most of them wouldn't have the talent to pen a song because they aren't very good at the simplest of normal daily life tasks.
She laughed: “I can’t imagine any of them would really be able to do it, because most of them, like, couldn’t even do a normal daily task.
“Most of them. Not all of them. So I don’t think they’d get away with it.”
She shared in The Face: I wasn’t dating anyone. There was someone that I have loved — not been in love with, but been so fond of, and have been for years - but I was unable to pretend that I wasn’t in my own storm.
I couldn’t give myself properly. I couldn’t be consistent, and neither could he. It wasn’t right, leaving a marriage and then dating a year after. Even if you feel ready, it’s a gaping, open wound whether you leave or you’re left.
So it was more that this person was asking for me to throw myself into it. And I couldn’t because I was still recovering from the breakdown of my marriage.
Adele explained that she came to associate the mystery male with the collapse of her marriage.
She added: I associate him with the breakdown of my marriage. So, therefore, he is part of the storm. And I was just, you know, really honest with him about it, thank God. Otherwise, I could’ve found myself in a situation being in a relationship I didn’t want to be in after coming out of one. — BANG SHOWBIZ
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